Earth Jokes!
What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mount Everest. it was still there just not discovered.
If you are an American when you go in the bathroom and an American when you go out of the bathroom what are you when you're in the bathroom?
A European
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved
What did the rock say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite!
What's the laziest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest
What is the fastest country in the world?
Russia.
I bet earth makes fun of other planets because they have no life.
Mount Everest. it was still there just not discovered.
If you are an American when you go in the bathroom and an American when you go out of the bathroom what are you when you're in the bathroom?
A European
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved
What did the rock say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite!
What's the laziest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest
What is the fastest country in the world?
Russia.
I bet earth makes fun of other planets because they have no life.